golden saddle

When you piss out your ass while sitting on someone else in a sexual situation.

After Taco Bell I totally sat on Sarah and gave her a Golden Saddle.

by ZiegZeon September 5, 2017

Tossed Saddle

Threesome involving at least one female. A male lays on his back (or a female with a strap-on); a female rides him cowgirl style while leaning forward and receiving anilingus from a third person.

I had my friend come over last night so that I could get a tossed saddle while riding my stallion.

by geminate May 12, 2018

Poop saddle

When a baby or elderly person is wearing a diaper and defecates in large amounts. The poop runs from the front above the genitals to the rear above the tail bone, hence the “poop saddle”

Hey we’ve got an old man in room three riding a poop saddle

by Mr Apostasy October 28, 2018

patty swaddle

to doggy paddle (Payton is a dumbass and cannot say doggy paddle properly)

“You wanna patty swaddle?” said Payton

by bootythicc August 27, 2019

Alex Saddleberry

A common berry of the plump variety found in a family pack of chunk kitkats

Ellie ate the Alex Saddleberry and was very ill

by hungry boi oh boi October 15, 2020

Side saddle french butler

The act of one being in side saddle or little spoon position and reaching behind the back with the right hand similar to a French butler would while holding a tray in his left, and using Said hand to jerk off your partner.

"Got a side saddle french butler last night" shit was bon

by R.j. Berger March 1, 2021

Irish saddlebag

The act of motor boating,when a large/obese woman sits on your face,resulting in her butt cheeks slapping your face.

Theres no way to ask for a irish saddlebag,it just happens

by A303YMOUS April 28, 2021