Smolder

To be incredibly happy, so happy to the point of which you would be willing to stick lemons or even an ear of corn into your anus.

HI EVERYBODY!!! I'M SO HIGH ON PERCOCETS RIGHT NOW THAT I FEEL SO SMOLDER!!!

by Sylvia44 September 28, 2008

shoulder tap

When your getting blown by a chick who has great form, you tap her on the shoulder so she will get in position to get blasted in the fast

I was getting blown by drews mom and gave her the shoulder tap, then BLAM she caught it all over her face!!

by drews mom September 4, 2009

Shoulder Junk

When an individual walks into your office and places their foot on your desk, effectively positioning their balls on your shoulder and face region.

Phil's balls are all over Mikey's chest, that's one hell of a shoulder junk.

by Ray Albright August 27, 2007

shoulder spike

When you smack a homeless mans shoulder with the end of your genitals as he sleeps on his bench, causing him to break down and have a seizure.

*whack*
*unaudible screeching*
Random man-“woah that homeless man just got shoulder spiked.”

by Pp hard June 6, 2018

Shoulders

Another word for fat, heavy, big boned

Eli: I got a new girlfriend!
Sam: How she look?
Eli: She cute but she has shoulders.

by No mane May 24, 2020

Oval Shoulder Syndrome (OSS)

Where a female stores fat in the shoulders and arms in such a way that from the bicep up, would form a straight line then curving perfectly at the shoulder and back down again, forming a flawless oblong, the oval.

"She's really put on weight since high school." "Yes, I agree, notice the Oval Shoulder Syndrome (OSS)."

by whiteboien3rgie December 30, 2011

butt plugs and shoulder shrugs

insane band straight outta the stamford ska/screamo underground

also see
jesus christ and the moses humpers
the fuck me harders

butt plugs and shoulder shrugs are so underground they dont even know there in the band!

by Frank February 24, 2005