smoking lint

The act of Combing the carpet for small pieces of crack and then smoking what you find. It is known as smoking lint because it is rare to actually find crack. More likely you are smoking small pieces of fiber or a potato chip.

Ralf was smoking lint the other night and ended up smoking a piece of a french fry.

by Ford Lawnmower November 6, 2007

Socking

Or to be socked. The act of surprising unsuspecting prey by suddenly appearing wearing a sock to covers one's genitalia. The act of socking is restricted to males only. It is especially effective when used to wake a sleeping victim.

Person 1: I totally socked that girl this morning.
Person 2: She'll have socking flashbacks for a year.

by emo defines February 4, 2010

Smoking crack and Worshiping Satan

Can be a variation of things starting with:
masturbation
having sex
smoking pot
or just something general about what you did/have done

Average Joe 1: "What are you doing?"
Average Joe 2: "Smoking crack and worshiping Satan"
Average Joe 1: "Sweet can I join?"

by DJ21 December 9, 2008

pot smoking baby

The finished smell of a product when Leah and Josh sit, stand, or do anything together the day after a night of partying.

"what is that smell?"
"what smell are you referring to?"
"the smell of diapers and marijuana"
"Oh, that! That's just the pot smoking baby."

by KRAFTDINNARRR March 30, 2009

Fish net stockings

Stockings made out of fish net that wokes a woman look really hot and sexy. Makes you horney.

Kathy makes me horney in those fish net stockings.

by Deep blue 2012 November 12, 2009

Stocking Stuffer

Do a girl in the poop chute and, at any point, stuff your nuts in there too

The best time to do the stocking stuff is during ejaculation

by Pimpin Is My Lifestyle March 30, 2005

Rules of smoking in the house with others

Rules of smoking marijuana with other people in the house:

1,dont be cheap on Airfreshner,it will save your life
2,If you cant find it or cant smell it that means no one can so dont freakout.
3,Have a gameplan of what you are going to do before you get high so you wont be suspicious.
4,hide the resion.
5,have some milk handy so you wont cough
6,have your food ready
7,have Rohtos handy
8,have some noise on the background like TV or Stereo
9,Enjoy
10,If your roomate has only one ball he will tell on you so dont smoke.
11,Drink plenty of Vitamin B to prevent black undereyes.

Rules of smoking in the house with others in it

by Nik Armi January 29, 2010