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Get the Smiggle Smaggle mug.A ratty smack head who doesn’t hesitate to get his bum hole out in any situation. Also know as planet earths skid mark, jord smiggins is a true disappointment in everybody whose life he infects, annoying everybody with his gay antics. Known to threaten small children with screwdrivers and scream at his nan he can be found in Doncaster extremely rarely (usually dosses in his house praying on the weaker siblings inability to fight back). Has a happy little scrote of a dog called Luna.
Rapist 1: I hate myself, I feel no better than jord smiggins.
Rapist 2: don’t say that, we’ll never be as bad as him.
Prison guard: He’s right no one is worse then jord smiggins.
Rapist 2: don’t say that, we’ll never be as bad as him.
Prison guard: He’s right no one is worse then jord smiggins.
by TheRealPibidy February 15, 2025
Get the Jord smiggins mug.When she says, “Finger me,” and you go, “Yeah, yeah,” but then you slide your dick in instead. She pauses, blinks, and goes, “Wow… your fingers are tiny.” That’s the moment you die inside, grab your jeans, and spiral into a crisis that ends at a shady massage parlor, where someone finally says the words you needed: “So big.” And now? Yeah, now you’ve got a type.
“Bro… I pulled a total The Smiggler last night. Thought I was slick, went in without warning. She hit me with ‘Didn’t know your fingers were that small.’ I haven’t recovered since.”
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by Cap'n'Crunch March 13, 2003
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1. A big earlobbed person who was born mentally challenged.
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a. The definition of more then one "Shiggitza"
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1. A big earlobbed person who was born mentally challenged.
2. Shiggitzas
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a. The definition of more then one "Shiggitza"
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