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colorado fruit smoothie

Putting frozen fruit such as strawberries, kiwi, etc into an ice bong to act as the coolant of the smoke. One may also substitute a fruity drink such as lemonade for bong water.
Man, we took some hits out of an ice bong filled with frozen strawberries. It was a Colorado fruit smoothie!!
by Spurgeman November 25, 2016
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Smoothie

Usually compromised of a mixture of fruits, yogurts, and ice; and prepared in a blender to make a cold delicious drink.

However, if you are older and pursue something a little stronger. You can add or substitute beer into the formula, however many times until you find the drink that fits you.
John: What are you drinking over there?
Sally: Oh! Just a smoothie!
John: That drink that's usually made of ice, yogurt, and fruit in a blender?
Sally: Sort of. It's actually beer, beer, and more beer in a funnel
John: is that still a ssmoothie though?
by SkiingElephant January 18, 2015
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Intrauterine smoothie

Jill makes the best intrauterine smoothies, the discharge to froth ratio is most excellent
by Bahammer February 24, 2021
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Chocolate Smoothie Express

When you shit in you sexual partners mouth and they give you a blowjob and after you finish, they spit it back in your mouth
Hey Blake we should give Ciaran a Chocolate Smoothie Express.
by smoothiebrother September 30, 2022
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detox smoothie

Detox smoothie is any drink claiming to clean your system, not backed up by science.
Synonim: magic potion
by Fnt101 June 22, 2023
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Persian Smoothie

Not only is it a smoothie from persia, but it is aslo known as when two people with male genitalia go to a grave yard and dig up a 90 grandmother named Betsy. They will then each stick there left testicles in her vagina and there rights in her asshole. They will then proceed to batter her with baseball bats in the stomach, allowing fluids to come out of her privates and butthole. I personally have tried it and would definitely recommend, the 80 dollar testicuzi is nothing compared to this practice.

Persian smoothie
by Grenadinepeen July 11, 2020
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Smoothie

Oral sex make or female without teeth/dentures.
Fuck yeah I love when my girl takes out her dentures and gives me a smoothie.
Hey babe...who cares if you have false teeth, I sure don’t. You really give good smoothies.
by Eyeloveu October 14, 2019
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