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Asian Smoothie

You defecate, nut, bleed, piss, and throw up into a bowl and drink it
I made Dean and Peter an Asian Smoothie
by mortiz December 20, 2025
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detox smoothie

Detox smoothie is any drink claiming to clean your system, not backed up by science.
Synonim: magic potion
by Fnt101 June 22, 2023
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banapple smoothie

A type of smoothie made with bananas and apples.
I'll have a banapple smoothie.
by Ritacca February 27, 2023
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Pretzel Smoothie

When you fold a girl into a pretzel and eat her out ferociously.
“I turned that shorty into a pretzel smoothie
by Rigasha January 15, 2023
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smoothie

someone with well below average wrinkles in their cortex and thus of limited mental capacity
Awww c'mon! When no one else is here, you don't have to stop at the roundabout smoothie!
by Karrde76 February 5, 2023
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strawnana smoothie

A type of smoothie made with strawberry and banana.
by Ritacca February 14, 2023
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Muddy smoothie

When a woman has profusive diarrhea and shits in a cup then you go to drink it
Man oh man that muddy smoothie was delicious
by Penule April 10, 2024
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