Asian Smoothie

You defecate, nut, bleed, piss, and throw up into a bowl and drink it

I made Dean and Peter an Asian Smoothie

by mortiz December 20, 2025

detox smoothie

Detox smoothie is any drink claiming to clean your system, not backed up by science.
Synonim: magic potion

I just had a detox smoothie.

by Fnt101 June 22, 2023

banapple smoothie

A type of smoothie made with bananas and apples.

I'll have a banapple smoothie.

by Ritacca February 27, 2023

Pretzel Smoothie

When you fold a girl into a pretzel and eat her out ferociously.

“I turned that shorty into a pretzel smoothie”

by Rigasha January 15, 2023

smoothie

someone with well below average wrinkles in their cortex and thus of limited mental capacity

Awww c'mon! When no one else is here, you don't have to stop at the roundabout smoothie!

by Karrde76 February 5, 2023

strawnana smoothie

A type of smoothie made with strawberry and banana.

I have a strawnana smoothie.

by Ritacca February 14, 2023

Muddy smoothie

When a woman has profusive diarrhea and shits in a cup then you go to drink it

Man oh man that muddy smoothie was delicious

by Penule April 10, 2024