The Slippery Avocado®

The Slippery Avocado® is when an avocado is a bit wetter than usual ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Also a lesbian sex position ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) that I want to try ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Mm~

Oh yeah~

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Hey Samantha *wink* wanna try The Slippery Avocado® with me? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

by xxthatoneweirdgirlxx May 9, 2018

slippery ninja

When one male sneaks upon another male and inserts (slips) his "ninja" into the anal cavity.

Bob: Rob passed out drunk last night..
so i gave him a SLIPPERY NINJA!
Ralf: WAY TA GO!
Kim: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! me too!

by Jon Delacruz May 15, 2006

Slippery Sanchez

Essentially a Dirty Sanchez except instead of normal fecal matter, you use diarrhea to wipe above the lips so it runs down, also giving the person a goatee.

"Dude, I didn't know James had a moustache and a goatee."

"Well that's because we gave him a Slippery Sanchez in his sleep!"

by OMFGitsSquirting! January 30, 2009

slippery midget

When you let a midget enter all the way into your ass hole, and then turn around and shoot him out.

"Yo, we took Kenny yesterday and gave him a Slippery Midget and he shot across the lake."

by Mr. Fields May 5, 2005

Slippery Poops

Another name for diarrhea.

Tell mom that Billy has the slippery poops.

by Mladen04 August 8, 2008

slippery paul

The act of a man putting his big toe in a ear and then rubbing it in the vaginal opening.

Damn I can't believe he performed a slippery paul on her last night!

by alatafa gina August 6, 2016

slippery bastard

Lyle Brown. The most greasy person Alive

Lyle Brown is a Slippery bastard

by Nickdolte August 1, 2017