Someone who sucks their superiors (ie: boss, manager, supervisor) dick to try and gain favoritism, without having to do anything other than sucking dick.
"I can't believe Jerome got that promotion, he's one lazy fuck..."
"I can, he's a professional root swinger!"
"I can, he's a professional root swinger!"
by 1quickcoupe October 23, 2016
Get the Root Swinger mug.Related Words
When a person performing oral sex sticks their thumb up the recipient's butt instead of a finger; Considered the signature move of truck stop prostitutes near the Arizona/Mexico border
Normally, my husband likes me to put a finger in his butt during oral, but I thought I would surprise him with a Sonoran Stinger and use my thumb instead
by jackburton420 June 8, 2017
Get the Sonoran Stinger mug.When your girl unexpectedly shoves her dry, bony finger up your asshole while giving you a blow job.
by Eaton Holgoode October 12, 2018
Get the Stinky Stinger mug.Hey is that Dru singer over there snorting ranch dressing?
- Yes it is.
Why is he so short?
-Freak accident involving a potato I think.
- Yes it is.
Why is he so short?
-Freak accident involving a potato I think.
by SimpleDefine March 13, 2019
Get the Dru Singer mug.Someone who understands what others don't about a particular game they are playing. They are often more rational allowing them to get a better grasp on fundamentals.
"fuark bro you see that guy effectively manage his price risk, how the fuck he do that?"
"Yea not sure man, its like he understands things like hedging , carry, spread risk and the basic calculations for pricing grain at each stage of the supply chain"
"true, sounds like the cunts a king swinger"
"Yea not sure man, its like he understands things like hedging , carry, spread risk and the basic calculations for pricing grain at each stage of the supply chain"
"true, sounds like the cunts a king swinger"
by Kerser2 August 4, 2021
Get the King Swinger mug.The main character in the Selection Series written by Kiera Cass. She’s a good character but can be annoying sometimes
by juliette00 June 22, 2022
Get the america singer mug.