Silent Facebook

People who say nothing in person, in school, at work, on the phone, in a text or anywhere in the world but says EVERYTHING on facebook, likes pretty much everything, comments on everything and post status every hour like "I just gave my cat a pickle, he didn't like it." that doesn't help anyone else out or is humorous in any way. It's just annoying that they don't have the balls to speak in real life plus they look angry pretty much all the time and has a small group of friends.

P.s. they also use a shitload of shortened words or text language or watever its called.

Girl 1= talkative girl
Girl 2=Silent Facebook

Girl 1:Hey hows was your day.
Girl 2: good.
Girl 1: What did you do?
Girl 2: Nothing
Girl 1: What are you gonna do today?
Girl 2: Idk

*Facebook*

Girl 1: Hey it was nice talking to you at __________

Girl 2: Thanks you too, I really like your shoes we should hang, I like have to tell you stuff, let's go to the mall, I wanted to ask Bobby out but he's your Ex so I don't know but anyway Im on my period lol but I ran out of tampons guess Im unlucky lol, but yeah, ok, like see ya.

Girl 1:.....

by Hi you don't know me May 15, 2011

Silentil Night Burger

A special Christmas burger that comes with lentils

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Silentil Night Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

chloe shipley

the best walrus in the entire world and should be known by all other walruses. is loved by friend, sierra parsons, and walrus-lover, fuzzy lumpkins <3

i really love that chloe shipley walrus!

by sierra parsons April 5, 2010

silencier

The ultamate in Yahoo insults, also known as the great one.

Gaz

by Anonymous February 21, 2003

Silentmemory

get a room

...i.e. if an argument takes place between 2 people that you don't wish to hear "get a room"

by Rainy September 23, 2003

silent creeping

When you check out your facebook but keep your chat status changed to offline. That way no one knows you are online for hours facebook creeping on other people. You avoid being named that guy thats always on ie facebook whore. You also avoid being forced to chat with people you would rather not. Is easily spotted if you post or comment but do not appear as active in chat.

The third time after an annoying new facebook friend began chatting with me as soon I got on, I began silent creeping instead.

by erizzle3 November 11, 2009

Silent Hangover

a hangover that creeps up on you throughout the day, generally when you wake up still drunk the next morning

Damn bro, I took hella shots last night, thus I will totes be having a silent hangover in a couple hours!

by muffinman091890 May 13, 2011