Shitlib

An abbreviated term for a "shitty liberal".

"Dad, Timmy at school said the U.S.A. is a white supremacist country! Is that true!??"

"Son, don't listen to Timmy. He sounds like a shitlib."

by Ace of Based December 12, 2019

shitting

1. the act of crapping in a tolit

2. the state of being pissed off.

3. crapping on some one else to achive sexual gratification.

1. dont bother me im shitting

2. he was shitting bricks when he found his wife in bed with another guy.

3. i can belive alice was shitting on tom. she is a freak

by satan666 October 10, 2006

shitfinder

Some one who tries to start Shit with people for no reason.

Guy:"What the fuck you lookin at"
Ki: "Your stupid, u have nothin else to do, you shitfinder"

by Samtheman April 3, 2006

shitinlaw

Your mother-in-law or father-in-law that you despise.

Oh, fuck! Shitinlaw is coming over!!!!!!!!! Somebody kill me now!

by Inlaw Hater September 15, 2009

Shitting Rainbows

The hyper happy reaction you get when you find out something great; It results in a rainbow butt rocket effect projectiling you out of your seat. (Jumping really high out of your chair/sofa/etc...)

WARNING: shitting rainbows may cause damages to your roof, result in concussions, memory loss, broken or sprained ankles (upon landing)... other side effects include shedding glitter, randomly hugging people, frolicing in public places, and talking like a teenage girl with ADHD over the exciting news to Everyone, Even strangers, for days. (this will last until the news gets old, so side effects are not permanent.)

by Twistedtoybox June 28, 2009

Shitlins

When you pack a fat lip. Shitlins is the dip in your lip. Shitlins is usualy used in the south. True shitlins consist of copenhagen or straight skoal.

"Whats thay in your lip, shitlins? "

by dballsack August 2, 2009

Shitting on Bridges

1. While with a friend(s), observing strangers, you view the person in a highly critical manner. Looking at their clothes, hair, shoes, people they're with, way they are nonverbally communicating, etc. in a critical and usually disapproving way. Thus to gain a fanciful, sophisticated, potentially tragic, back story for the person. Never meant to be said to the subject of focus's face.

2. Making fun of a person quietly (with friends), often while they are in the same room, party or bar.

3. Extremely negatively thinking of someone stemming just from their appearance.

1. "Last night, at the bar, this girl walked in with her fat boyfriend and, MAN, did we shit on her bridge."

2. If one of the friends participating knows the subject of focus: "Hey dude, quit shitting on my friends bridge!"

3. "Hey, what'd you do last night?" "Oh nothing, Sid and I were just out shitting on bridges..."

by SaucyBitch February 22, 2011