Shit The Sheets

When someone let's a fart in bed

Chad : Wow Alyssa I can't believe im naked in your bed!

Alyssa : Oh Chad caress my hair and fuck my pussy!
Chad : Oh Baby! (Splat)
Alyssa : Did you just Shit The Sheets?
Chad : Yeah I had some taco bell for lunch! Now let's spread those legs! (Splat) (Splat)
Alyssa : GROSS! GO TO THE BATHROOM!
Chad : No time im going to fuck your pussy! (Splat) (Splat) (Spalt)
Alyssa : OH MY GOD GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY BED RIGHT NOW!
Chad : FINE! Ahhhhh! (Splat) Ahhhhh!
Alyssa : OH MY GOD YOU JUST TOOK A SHIT IN MY BED!

Chad : Yeah I guess you could say I just Shit On The Sheets! LATER BITCH!
Alyssa : YOU BASTARD YOU DIRTY BASTARD!

Chad : (Splat)

by SlopNChop March 4, 2019

sheethal

sheethal means cool in hindi
'wanna get pizza tonight'
'yeah sounds sheethal'

hindi cool sheethal

by bunnybatman October 13, 2015

sheeet

some sheeet mufuckas be sayin sometimes. sheeet--you know what I'm sayin?

I just said some sheet mufuckas be sayin sometimes. Sheeet, mufucka!

by Claude Money June 19, 2003

sheet betch

shit,bitch

man fuck that sheet betch!

by Sideshow May 15, 2003

Shelene

A super awesome DJ with the code name shelene machine

Shelene Machine killed it last night

by baggggggg August 2, 2011

Sheetrock Helmet

When having sexual intercourse, usually a Hate Fuck, you force the top of the head of your partner through a wall.

Last night I was so fucked up I decided to bone my ex again. She still had a line across her forehead from the sheetrock helmet I gave her last wednesday.

by Alan Ashton October 3, 2008

sheltin

A fat ass ginger who likes to wrestle hot sweaty men.. Loves dick.. Lives in California... Broke his ankle at a roller derby.. chipped his tooth from a frisbee.. pathetic... Weak... Fucking retarded.. Eats just as much as buddah..

Throw away.. Sheltin..

Sheltin can't walk.. he's to fat...

by Payton Vetter March 11, 2017