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Building a Shelf

When one becomes so enraged that they punch a hole in a wall, but later refine the opening into a serviceable aperture.
Person A: "What a lovely recessed mantle you have."

Person B: "Why thank you! My friend got so upset after losing in a video game, he stormed right over here and built a shelf."

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by Emperor Mirtzan July 22, 2011
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Sheaf

1. When a female sharts out of her lower female privates

2. A shart out of a female lower private
1. Preston: "I think my sister just sheafed her pants !"

2. Preston: "Awww! I smell a sheaf!"
by Ryan Conway January 12, 2009
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elf on the shelf

a stupid Christmas tradition that kids believe is real

parents also move the stupid toy around to make their kids happy
wow mommy its an elf on the shelf!!!!!!
by ocean tyler January 10, 2019
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Shelfie

A shelfie is a type of self-portrait photograph, typically taken with a hand-held smartphone and then uploaded to a social networking website, by Scottish actor Sean Connery.
"Micheline, check out thish shplendid shelfie I jusht took... damn that'sh an elegantly arched eyebrow."
by Throbbington December 11, 2013
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top shelf

basically the porn section of a mag section in a shop, dont look here unless u want dirrty looks
faye! that guy was just lookin at the top shelf!
by laura July 3, 2004
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Shelfie

When a girl sits on the edge of a counter top to get a selfie that accentuates her butt.
Did you see Becky's shelfie, she's got booty for days!
by creativedave328 May 30, 2019
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Top Shelf

Alex Koukov got Top Shelf the other night.
by DJ Clowney July 25, 2010
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