Fifty Shaded

When you go home with someone after a night at the club, bar, party or meeting via Tinder, only to find out that they are into some weird/kinky/BDSM shit and intend to play it out with you. Applies best when you aren't aware of this beforehand and are taken by surprise, and especially when you can't back out.

Susan: Did you have a good night with that guy Chad?

Jessica: No...I got to his place and he brought out chains and whips.

Susan: Ooooh, you got fifty shaded!
Jessica: SHUT UP you have no idea what I went through!

by Stiffofdeth October 2, 2016

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gone pear-shaped

When the majority of things appear to be negative. Like the shape of a pear, the majority is at the bottom (bad) and little is at the top (good).

I lost my job, my girlfriend dumped me and I just got evicted. Life has just gone pear-shaped.

by sublimal June 28, 2004

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Shaped

A term used to described a woman with a nice body.

Man, you see that girl over there? I was talking to her earlier, nobody told me she was shaped!

by AspenAlpine October 23, 2018

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shaded

im chillin, im good where im at

im shaded at the house

by Meqz August 5, 2008

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Swaved Up

To have confidence in yourself and able to project it visually through your actions.

Me: So how you think i did in my performance on stage?
U: It was Swaved Up !!
Me: Ight Ight ..... Swaaaave ....

by HookahGuy May 11, 2011

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SHAVE-YOUR-BEAR

(SHāv-yer-bair)
Shave-your-bear (1) -Showering a trick before getting it on.

Shave-your-bear (2) -Cleaning up your hairy smelly parts either by trimming, shaving or grooming.

Shave-your-bear (3) -Shaving up and making over a rugged to disheveled man into presentable for your friends and family. Male makeover.

1. "Omg he's so hot but he smells like ass", "better Shave-your-bear before you get busy then".

2. "Before I hit the beaches I better shave-the-bear".

3. see above example #1 " "...(or introduce him to the gang/parents)".

by Hairy is Cute! September 27, 2011

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