SHAVE-YOUR-BEAR 

(SHāv-yer-bair)
Shave-your-bear (1) -Showering a trick before getting it on.

Shave-your-bear (2) -Cleaning up your hairy smelly parts either by trimming, shaving or grooming.

Shave-your-bear (3) -Shaving up and making over a rugged to disheveled man into presentable for your friends and family. Male makeover.

1. "Omg he's so hot but he smells like ass", "better Shave-your-bear before you get busy then".

2. "Before I hit the beaches I better shave-the-bear".

3. see above example #1 " "...(or introduce him to the gang/parents)".

SHAVE-YOUR-BEAR by Hairy is Cute! September 27, 2011

Shave Your Beard 

To tell someone off over something pointless or ridiculous. Used when your friend is rambling about something that isn’t even your business and you just have to get him to shut the fuck up.

Ron: Yo bro! I talked to that Adrianna girl in school today. She’ll be my prom date! Isn’t this so ex-

Peter: Shave your beard, Ron.

Ron: What?

Peter: I said shave your beard Ron!

Shave Your Beard by IAmTheOneWhoShits December 9, 2024

all your bear share are belong to us 

When you do not have enough money to use bear share so you steal other peoples bear share accounts to download a cd.

I wasted all my money on that stupid first month of bear share, now all your bear share are belong to us.

all your bear share are belong to us by foxybrown August 22, 2007