SHAVE-YOUR-BEAR

(SHāv-yer-bair)
Shave-your-bear (1) -Showering a trick before getting it on.

Shave-your-bear (2) -Cleaning up your hairy smelly parts either by trimming, shaving or grooming.

Shave-your-bear (3) -Shaving up and making over a rugged to disheveled man into presentable for your friends and family. Male makeover.

1. "Omg he's so hot but he smells like ass", "better Shave-your-bear before you get busy then".

2. "Before I hit the beaches I better shave-the-bear".

3. see above example #1 " "...(or introduce him to the gang/parents)".

SHAVE-YOUR-BEAR by Hairy is Cute! September 27, 2011

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Shave Your Beard

To tell someone off over something pointless or ridiculous. Used when your friend is rambling about something that isn’t even your business and you just have to get him to shut the fuck up.

Ron: Yo bro! I talked to that Adrianna girl in school today. She’ll be my prom date! Isn’t this so ex-

Peter: Shave your beard, Ron.

Ron: What?

Peter: I said shave your beard Ron!

Shave Your Beard by IAmTheOneWhoShits December 9, 2024

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all your bear share are belong to us

When you do not have enough money to use bear share so you steal other peoples bear share accounts to download a cd.

I wasted all my money on that stupid first month of bear share, now all your bear share are belong to us.

all your bear share are belong to us by foxybrown August 22, 2007

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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jerb

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Word of the Day on May 22, 2026

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Cheeks

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

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sans sheriff

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Word of the Day on May 20, 2026

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