stealth

- adj.- meaning awesome, cool, deck

1. Having the shoplifting-off at the mall earned me some major stealth points.

2. His messenger bag looked so stealth with the new band pins that we just put on it.

by Carla's face March 22, 2007

aztec stealth

A log of human waste that is so discreet, it is untracable. You do not need to wipe and it hides itself under the bowl so that no flushing is needed either.

Last time i took an aztec stealth, I helped the environment by saving 6 litres of water by not flushing.

by JEM August 16, 2004

stealthage

the art of running thruogh a crowded town jiggling your hands made even more classic if you do it at people.

fuck me gilly just did some serious stealthage on that bentley

by robisaponyboy March 7, 2008

stealth shocker

just a reglar old shocker, but this time, yor girl doesnt see it coming.

tiffany was surprised when she had the stealth shocker

by bitchpiss June 28, 2009

stealth offer rescission

To bring in a huge class of first year associates when there is very little work for them and then layoff over half of them only four months later.

To avoid the appearance of rescinding offers the New York office of Latham & Watkins brought in a massive class of first years even though there was no work for them and then laid off over half of them only four months later.

A young graduate of Harvard Law School lamented his stealth offer rescission and wondered why he hadn't chosen Skadden instead.

by Latham Diaries May 7, 2010

stealth douche

A person who appears cool and normal at first, and then, unexpectedly, reveals a decidedly douchey character. Common exhibitors of stealth doucheness are outside sales representatives, apartment leasing managers, college fraternity presidents, and automotive salesmen. While more commonly seen in males, females may also exhibit stealth doucheness, yet females with the condition are typically referred to as backstabbing beyotches.

I thought Sam was cool at first. He always brought beer to the office party and looked the other way when I was cruising online instead of working. But the dude is a stealth douche - he suddenly ratted me out to HR and now I'm on probation.

by sorkab August 4, 2010

stealth train

trains that stealth and are well hidden from sight.

Reggie got hit by a dang stealth train.

by Trainryder October 30, 2011