scrotum scraper

A male homsexual's beard.

Oh, Chrithtopher, your scrotum scraper is thcratchy!

by sbo December 15, 2011

Bloomfield ice scraper

The process of de-icing a vehicle's windows by urinating on the vehicle.

After breaking a plastic blade on the tiny glaciers that had formed around his car's wipers, Lenny whipped out his junk and cleared his windshield with a steaming Bloomfield Ice Scraper.

by Left intentionally blank February 8, 2013

scapegeese

like scapegoat, refers to the common act act of blaming a airplane crash on a flock of birds or geese, specifically.

Jack: On the news, they said the culprit in the plane that crash-landed on the Hudson River was a flock of birds that got sucked into the engine after take-off, and not pilot-error.

Jim: It's so convenient to make the birds the Scapegeese!

by Jaggsokc January 25, 2009

Scraping boners

When two or more males are over excited to see each other (sometimes due to a long time apart) the excessive show of enthusiasm or appreciation, These individuals can be described to be "Scraping boners"

"Hey Newham and Murray look happy to see each other."

"Yeah they're scraping boners alright.!

by Wreckin'balls March 8, 2009

scapecat

(n.) the act of blaming your fart on a cat.

*similar to scapedog

Person 1: Did you fart dude?
Person 2: No, it was the cat.
Person 1: Are you scapecatting?
Person 2: Yes....

by newspaperdude February 17, 2010

Scrap Wrap

Wrapping a gift with random pieces of wrapping paper... usually what's left over from all of your other presents. It usually uses much more tape than a normal wrap job and is always reserved for someone you have a special connection with. Done to the right person, possibly a sibling, it's a plus. To the wrong person, like a girlfriend or wife (unless she's perfect), a definite minus.

At Christmas I always wrap everyone's gifts all nice and tidy then scrap wrap my bro's cause he always puts mine in a brown paper bag and writes my name on it with a sharpie.

-or-

Husband: Sorry I scrap wrapped your gift, honey... I ran out of paper this morning.

Wife: It's over, I'm moving in with my sister. And, by the way, I'm sleeping with your best friend!!!

by n!!an December 23, 2010

Scapegoaties

Legend says that during the legendary Greek War, a mystical creature was born. It's name was Scapegoaties. It all started when a farmer was trying to escape the sufferings of the Greek War. He loaded all his supplies and his two goats in a boat and ventured off into the sea. A couple feet into the sea, he realized that he was sinking because there were too many items on the boat. He quickly went to one of the goats and cast him overboard. The goat drowned and was passed into the underworld. Aries, the God of War looked into the goat's soul and saw resentment and sadness and decided to use him as his own goat warrior. Aries went to the God of the Underworld, Hades, to strike a deal. The deal was to bring back the goat to life in exchange for souls that the goat warrior would bring back. Hades accepted and brought him back to life under the command of Aries, the body of a fish, and the signature of Hades, a goatee. Now every one thousand years, Scapegoaties rises from the sea, comes into countries and destroys them by looking into each and every person's souls.

You Shall Die in the Name of the Scapegoaties!!

by LilTinkTink October 18, 2013