sauna fish

A sauna fish is a tiny fish in the Indian subcontinent that swims in boiling shit infested rivers, but it is also a women who really likes to bone in saunas and shit on men.

Man, went to Sweden and met this sauna fish of a booze cruise to Helsinki, she almost gave me a heart attack she was grinding me so hard in the steam room... then she shat on me.

by Marty Hester August 18, 2014

Sauna Surprise

The act of taking a steamy shit(preferably after eating mexican food)in a sauna in order to cause a retched stench to emanate throughout the perimeter.

Bro i left a sauna surprise at the spa, it smelt like raunchy ass.

by TheSaunaMaster October 6, 2016

scan scan

Wearing "slutty" clothing in public. Where any skin is showing through clothes.

Marie: Wow look at that scan scan on her pants

by Appleton February 7, 2017

Scandalous

Guys who are flirty and good looking.

Example:guys who have there shirts off are very scandalous

That guy walking is so scandalous

by Lexiheart May 24, 2018

saun bamford

some nonce that is gay.

omg run its saun bamford!

by motherfu#ker February 12, 2019

Saunders

Known as ‘the little blonde bloke’
Very petty pulls hot bitches

“You know SAUNDERS the little blonde bloke

by Patricksstar2019 October 11, 2019

Sauna Roulette

A favourite past time enjoyed by gay men whereby a spiteful bottom will consume a curry, fresh cup of coffee or a handful of laxatives before attending a sauna or beat. The act of infiltrating an otherwise cleaned and prepped sauna and excreting a substantial amount of faeces over a top's penis, body or face, then escaping to the shadows laughing in hopes of preying on more tops.

For those with lactose intolerance, you may also consume milk or dairy products to induce a rapid bowel movement.

**To set the scene, it is a warm, summery Melbourne evening. Nick, a young, twinky gay man from Brunswick is bored and has just gone through a serious breakup. He spent the day working a 6am-1pm shift at the cafe down the road and has his Friday night off.
Nick: I'm so bored tonight! We've been in lockdown so long, I want to get out, explore and sleep with heaps of men to get back at Brad who just broke up with me.
Nick's bad conscience: Go to Wet on Wellington and shit on everyone!
Nick's good conscience: No Nick! You need to book in with your psychologist and work on getting through this breakup in a healthy manor.
Nick: hmmm...
***Several hours later, Nick is in the kitchen, staring at a large cucumber in his fridge, reminiscing about Brad, the boy he just went through a serious breakup with
Nick: Damn I miss Brad, he was amazing, he had a MASSIVE dong and a great personality!
***Nick looks at the leftover Lamb Rogan Josh on the second shelf in the fridge
Nick's bad conscience: Yeah you filthy bottom you! Have some of that and go to Wet! Spin the chamber and play some Sauna Roulette!
Nick's good conscience: No Nick! Don't go to Wet! You need to stay home, have a nice dinner, and a hot shower... not too long though, Brunswick has water restrictions at the moment and we need to think of the poor cattle farmers in central Australia that are struggling with drought! Also recycle!

by GayMelbourneBoy February 14, 2022