Term used to define the act of getting verbally destroyed by someone who is using sam on Microsoft text to speech.
As the result of such utter and horrible sammage derrick proceeded to sit quietly for the rest of the night
by imsannr December 4, 2007
Get the sammage mug.A type of female who is really hyper and sometimes somewhat annoying. A Sammer can automatically make any situation really awkward and she laughs at really inappropriate times. She drinks alot and loves to party, and when she's drunk she sometimes confesses her love for her bestfriends. People get tired of her really easily and usually like her alter-ego alot better.
Person: My cat just died.... I watched the whole thing happen....:(
Sammer: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHH i bet it was hilarious.
Sammer: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHH i bet it was hilarious.
by IDUNTGOTSONE February 23, 2008
Get the Sammer mug.A Salomien is a ditsy flirtatious type of woman. Crazy as a bag of rabid cats, and likes to throw back a couple cocktails with the girls. Men are attracted to her, their wives, not so much. Attractive, fun loving, and mostly sweet.
by Miauw Miauw February 5, 2010
Get the Salomien mug.by ewokery October 21, 2009
Get the Sammed mug.by ainglier February 15, 2007
Get the salome mug.A town in WAshington were Bartells is da ghetto everyone has a hissy fit if you pull a leaf off a tree because they're tree huggers, and the cops visit you if your to rowdy
by poopfag12222 June 4, 2007
Get the sammamish mug.Dude, my mom found me in my room with cocaine, condoms, and two guys in my bed. I was sooo fucked up that I performed a Salomon.
by Oc2510 July 25, 2011
Get the Salomon mug.