An argyle sweater is a knitted article of clothing with a diamond shape pattern. It is typically seen or worn by shallow douche bags that attempt to look wealthier and more important than they really are.
Robbie: Man, I'm thinking of buying an Argyle Sweater.
Timothy: What? Robbie, Ew.. do you want to look like Mr. Rogers puked all over you?
Robbie: not necessarily, you are right man, I'll just buy a bow tie instead.
Timothy: What? Robbie, Ew.. do you want to look like Mr. Rogers puked all over you?
Robbie: not necessarily, you are right man, I'll just buy a bow tie instead.
by blah, blah, blah. July 22, 2012
Get the Argyle Sweatermug. A small dog held inside a hot chick's fall coat. Often sticking its head out, looking helpless, but really thinking, "You're not cute enough to get up in this chick's sweater and you know it! BUT I AM A LITTLE DOGGIE SO I CAN!"
by AaronS August 21, 2008
Get the Sweater Puppymug. by Moneyshotman February 5, 2010
Get the tooth sweatermug. A gay party where the dudes arrive wearing only sweaters. The lack of clothing makes for easy action.
I just got back from my second sweater party in two nights and boy does my ass hurt. Luckily I get to lay around the house and watch football all day!
by Removed January 8, 2009
Get the sweater partymug. by ricodreammaker January 27, 2011
Get the Cashmere Sweatermug. 1. A hipster who wears old navy sweaters and bad cologne and covers his nose with his sweater so he can better smell his cologne.
2. a self obsessed asshole
2. a self obsessed asshole
by febract November 29, 2010
Get the sweater ninjamug. by WinterLy Bear September 30, 2020
Get the Asian Sweater Girlmug.