Suicidemouse

Walt Disney had created a cartoon for Mickey Mouse back in 1930 (SuicideMouse), and it was a little bit strange. The animation seemingly showed Mickey Mouse walking across a street with a couple of buildings in the background.or me would walk regularly. The music playing in the background wasn't the regular piano music you normally hear in those cartoons. It was simply banging on a piano before going to white noise for the remainder of the film. The video then cut to black. The whole thing was actually 9 minutes and 4 seconds long. The film stayed in black until the 6th minute, where it returned to Mickey Mouse walking down a street. There was no more music, though, there was some murmuring in the background. Until the 7th minute, the murmur turned into a bloodcurdling scream. Colors started appearing where there shouldn't have been in the 30s, and Mickey's face was falling apart. His eyes fell to the bottom of his head. The video then started to get very odd, becoming very warbled. This continued until the 9th minute, until going to closeup on Mickey's face for 30 seconds, with a sort of broken music box in the background. The video then ended. The person watching then left the room, very pale, and saying the phrase "Real suffering is not known" 7 times before grabbing a security guard's pistol and offing himself.

Honestly, I think Suicidemouse is fake.

by Claws111 June 21, 2010

suicide

the ending of someone's suffering, the person ends it themselves.

Them: Did you hear? He committed suicide!
You: Suicide isn't a crime.

by imlostandicantfindmyway December 19, 2014

Suicide (Drink)

A legendary beverage mixture usually made in the dining section of a fast food restaurant that tastes something akin to bubblegum. Typically using 3 or more drink options mixed together.

Though only a true pleb goes for anything less than ALL available options.

"Dude. Did you see that?!"
"Yeah, Erin just got a suicide (drink)!"
"A suicide?"
"Yeah. A suicide just means she just mixed all the drinks!"
"What a badass."

by PickleRiiick January 13, 2018

Double suicide jerk off

When masturbating, scream “MUM!” “DAD!” And try to blow your load before they enter the room, if you don’t do it in time you have to actually hang yourself.

Police 1: “How’d he go?”
Police2: “He attempted a double suicide jerk off.... And failed”

by EynonC December 22, 2019

Suicide :)

Something a person you think is fine types into a direct message, or post on social media, who is actually struggling and suicide jokes keep them from killing themselves.

"Suicide :)" Gaben wrote as he stared into his glass of bleach.

by The sweet release of death. September 6, 2016

suitcase wedgie

a suitcase wedgie is like a wedge but the bully caries you while holding you're underwear

the bully:you better have my money or its a suitcase wedgie!

by reee master May 15, 2020

ghetto suitcase

Garbage bag. Cheap, has lots of space and easy to carry.

Ima pack my ghetto suitcase and get the fuck out

by Gdz January 6, 2009