A Story For The Boys

When you do something completely ridiculous so that later on you can have a story for the boys.

The Boys: "Hey what convinced you to want to bang that 34 year old milf with two kids?"

Some Beauty: "Ah I was thinking about it and then I figured it'd be A Story For The Boys."

by sweet_cheeks_3 February 24, 2011

Story Teller

A person who gathers bits and pieces of people's life stories and fills the often large gaps with his own stupid imagination and tends to fabricate a highly incorrect and false reflection of the truth. A person who can't tell the truth and lives in a fantasy world with no resemblance to reality. Frequently plagued my mental instabilities and psychological dysfunction. Perhaps even prone to suffering a personality disorder.

Nick is a big time story teller. I wouldn't trust a word he says.

by sericesmb16 January 21, 2015

cover story

When your crush finds out you like him/her, so you make a big story of why it isn't true.

Your friend: Didn't he find out you like him?
You: Yea, but I just told him my cover story instead. He doesn't know anymore.

by Ms. What Zit Tooya April 26, 2019

story stamp

a blunt way of telling someone they made their story too freakin long... when they add a lot of unneeded info added in once they realize their story only sounded good in their head

talker: "so i went to the store and saw him...blah blah...uneeded info....yadda yadda..so i said hi!"
you: "STORY STAMP" ...geeze!

by yaddamoneyraid03 May 19, 2008

Joe Story

A fictional story that the author believes to be true.

Joe: Did you hear about the time I ran out of gas going up a hill so I turned around and coasted down to a gas station.

Listener: That sounds like a Joe story to me.

Joe: Did you hear about the time I got pulled over by a cop speeding while drunk and he let me off by giving him a cigarette he saw on my dash?

Listener: Nice Joe Story.

by CCBJoe January 20, 2010

borsey story

To decorate a story, that loosely skirts round the truth, with lies in order to make it more interesting.

"Hey did you hear about the waitress that drugged and then stole cash and watches from a group of men?"

"Na Borsey story... "

by Wizkhalifa September 9, 2013

Story City

Story City is a town of like 3500 people in central Iowa. It is almost entirely made up of late middle aged middle class white people and a couple of Mexicans. It's like the anti-compton. Nice town to grow up in, kinda quiet, but Ames is just down the road, for the older kids.

Man 1: Hey I'm goin' to Story City!
Man 2: What for?
Man 1: To take a nap.

Woman 1: You certainly have small town values.
Woman 2: Yep, I am from Story City, IA.

by TSMG_G June 10, 2011