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Southern Education

Southern education is like education but fake. it enchances big-chesting under the assumption that you are better than your trailer park counter-parts/cousins. Most people educated in the south (South-East United States) are from the south or northern pricks who want to take the easy way out. Most of these douche-bags that think because they took business math they can run a business. Or because they went to college and their english teacher there was southern that their ideology of how the english language should be spoken is correct. I have visted university after another and these pricks cannot grasp that they are not educated only informed and do not heed even to informing. I have only met a handfull of southern-transplants that are being educated in the north and after investigation one of their parents was a yankee that wanted a better education for them. This idiotic mess stems from the lack of application during childhood education( no child left behind. To all of you southerns stay in your lukewarm desire for intellect and dwell in the ses-pool of ignorance that you have spewn apon yourself and To you northerns taking the easy-road you'll get yours later....
Parents in alabama sued the Alabama school system, and inturn they sued themselves, wow now there's some southern education

60% of southern science classes do not have microscopes, they show a picture of a microscope and try to explain its function. If your school is this ignorant why not wake kids up at home and show them a picture of a school and let them sleep all day!!!
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southern belle

a woman who knows how to cater to her man and let him be in control of her, while maintaining her natural charm.
I don't get no complaints out of my southern belle, fo sho.
by Return of the Cool March 24, 2005
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Southern C.A.L Performance

A Bunch Of Drunk Wannabe Rednecks Who Take There Technical Advice From A 15 Yearold Middle Schooler Who Fucks Up Compression Ratios Cause He Has No Math Skills. Theres Also The Owner, A Compulsive Liar Who Claims The Drummer Of 311 Bought His Car When We All Knew It Was A Drug Dealer(Sloppy Cunt). Then Theres The 2 Guys Who Work There That Are Pedofiles. Case In Point, Dont Go There.
Southern C.A.L Performance Is Causing M.A.F.I.A Performance To Stay Awake Till 4AM And Fix What They Fucked Up, Which Would Be My Body Kit.
by CRXPimp57 September 23, 2003
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southern fire

A term for describing the feeling of having crabs.
Man, it's a southern fire down there!
by He's the boxman September 19, 2006
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Southern King

A the most southern man and a classy gentleman that men wish they could be and women wish they could be with. This man cannot be matched by any other and goes by the Name Pat.
by Southern Wannabee October 3, 2011
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Southern Oracle

To titty fuck two women at the same time, preferably to completion.
Alanah and Sarah knelt in front of me, pressed their boobs together and before I knew it I was performing a Southern Oracle!
by Bonesleaze June 10, 2012
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Southern hospitality

Phrase used to describe someone’s genital region
She had a pretty face and a nice body, but her southern hospitality stank!
by anonymous November 13, 2020
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