sharpen the fields at night

To masturbate, specifically during night time.

Pauly:" That's Killian, our roommate, but we like to call him the one handed gardener."
Joanie: "Why ?"
Pauly: "Beause we hear him sharpen the fields at night."

by ChaosBearer August 1, 2015

Sharpie guilt

That guilty feeling you get when you see that you've left the cap off on your highlighter overnight

Sharpie guilt trip is a thing

by Ae5Ea8 October 27, 2016

sharp poop scratch

when you poop it scratches you rectum if your poop is hard

ouch my poor butt. That sharp poop scratched my butt

by Suklaa March 11, 2017

scarpy

A word for something grim

Person1: "Heard of that rapist on 19 Bakers Street"
Person2: "Yeah mate that was fucking scarpy"

by iMuTaNtZ February 3, 2018

Sharpled

The act of ejaculating into a soft top convertible car roof

Me : That dude is sick he just Sharpled all over that car

by GManSharples March 1, 2018

Sharpenerd

Past tense of sharpened

This pencil has been sharpenerd with a sharpener

by Sharpened September 10, 2018

Sharp steak

The sharpest steak in the world. You feel it cut the insides of your body as you eat it.

I hope that steak is a sharp steak you fool!

by Yuki is a ghoul July 29, 2019