A sex position where a man, lying on his back, grabs a woman by the pigtails and presses her face against his asshole and lets loose his bowels.
by mattyferocious April 7, 2010
Get the Sloppy Dirtbikemug. In beer pong, when you get a rerack, a sloppy grandma is simply a sideways triangle (using only 3 cups).
by big jur December 9, 2008
Get the Sloppy Grandmamug. a fuckin rad ass band, that emerged from rome, georgia and took underground fans by storm, sadly they are no longer and have become under the weather.
by represent yo! April 24, 2003
Get the sloppy meateatersmug. The act of hovering the bare anus over either an aware or unaware recipient. The host then proceeds to deliver a burst of hot, explosive, spraying diarrhea into the subject's face and or mouth. Similar to the Hot Carl. Side effects may include severe sinus polyps, nasal congestion and anal leakage. Synonym to the Afghani Afterbirth.
My girlfriend thought it would be kinky if I gave her a Sloppy Susan. She must think differently now that she has a severe case of sinus polyps!
by tpatora October 12, 2009
Get the Sloppy Susanmug. A sex position that is commonly used while the man is bending over a bed, the woman is laying underneath the man. One of her feet go around either of his legs and the other leg goes around his mid-waist. she thrust upward in this motion. It is used for the most sensitive and pleasurable adventure.
Ryan and I had amazing sex last night! We preformed the Sloppy Platypus on our brand new water bed! His depth perception was amazing!
by Dr. Sex. January 22, 2012
Get the The Sloppy Platypusmug. noun
The act of slapping an erect penis which is covered with a viscus substance, such as molasis or honey, against someones cheek.
The act of slapping an erect penis which is covered with a viscus substance, such as molasis or honey, against someones cheek.
by joesalt September 17, 2005
Get the sloppy whoppermug. A University of Florida Fan that has imbibed too much alcohol either before, during or after a football game, during the weekend or any day of the week in which one is drinking and exhibits some or all of the following qualities: rambling, yelling, the inability to stand on two feet, slurring of words, constantly falling down, vomiting, urinating ones self, and lacking a sense of general direction.
"Remember the time Parrish got drunk and ended up sleeping in his truck and the cop that found him told him that nobody likes a sloppy gator?"
by Oh The Shenanigans December 5, 2007
Get the sloppy gatormug.