A Sloth Girlfriend is a Woman who is often times unemployed and generally remains Hobo-sexual, They're often girls on Anti-depressive Medications with hair color that changes every 2 months. Sloth Girlfriends usually have Tig-ol-Bitties they make wonderful Partners for cuddling and Sex however they contribute nothing to society, they have no Motivation/Desire to contribute to Society nor better improve themselves in any way, they would prefer to lay around all day and snack on your Food, only willing to move when they want to fuck. The Sloth Girlfriend spends 98% of the Relationship avoiding responsibility and mostly just clings to you like a tree branch until you inevitably snap and she goes plummeting down to the Void Below.
She's got great tits and she's loving but You: God she has not Ambition, she doesn't do shit but snack and fuck!
Tim: "Bruh you got a Sloth Girlfriend.."
Tim: "Bruh you got a Sloth Girlfriend.."
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Damn ur hella sloth fish today.
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