a fuckin rad ass band, that emerged from rome, georgia and took underground fans by storm, sadly they are no longer and have become under the weather.
by represent yo! April 24, 2003

A sex position where a man, lying on his back, grabs a woman by the pigtails and presses her face against his asshole and lets loose his bowels.
by mattyferocious April 7, 2010

In beer pong, when you get a rerack, a sloppy grandma is simply a sideways triangle (using only 3 cups).
by big jur December 9, 2008

The act of hovering the bare anus over either an aware or unaware recipient. The host then proceeds to deliver a burst of hot, explosive, spraying diarrhea into the subject's face and or mouth. Similar to the Hot Carl. Side effects may include severe sinus polyps, nasal congestion and anal leakage. Synonym to the Afghani Afterbirth.
My girlfriend thought it would be kinky if I gave her a Sloppy Susan. She must think differently now that she has a severe case of sinus polyps!
by tpatora October 12, 2009

A sex position that is commonly used while the man is bending over a bed, the woman is laying underneath the man. One of her feet go around either of his legs and the other leg goes around his mid-waist. she thrust upward in this motion. It is used for the most sensitive and pleasurable adventure.
Ryan and I had amazing sex last night! We preformed the Sloppy Platypus on our brand new water bed! His depth perception was amazing!
by Dr. Sex. January 22, 2012

noun
The act of slapping an erect penis which is covered with a viscus substance, such as molasis or honey, against someones cheek.
The act of slapping an erect penis which is covered with a viscus substance, such as molasis or honey, against someones cheek.
by joesalt September 17, 2005

by ObamaC May 27, 2010
