When you shove your dick into someone's eye socket then you put their finger inside your dick until it splits open. After that you get a fork and scrape the insides and feed it to them. It looks like rust.
Last night that guy at the bar gave me a rusty dan in the bathroom. After, we both had to go to the doctor.
by Hugh Jass Cock November 26, 2014
"Hey Bernard, what did you do last night?"
"Well Jose, my pubic region is a little sore because i got some wasted bitch to give me a nice Rusty Wookie."
"Well Jose, my pubic region is a little sore because i got some wasted bitch to give me a nice Rusty Wookie."
by laverna&gafiltafish June 20, 2009
A condition created when your menstrual chick won't let you bang her with the lights on, you splooge, then go to the bathroom, flip on the light and your pud is covered in blood - you've been given a "Rusty Musket"
Penelope wouldn't let me bang her with the lights on so I pounded her pink palpitating pudding until it proplapsed, but she got even, she gave me a "Rusty Musket".
by Bwana B. February 05, 2007
When a gay man is performing anal sex on another gay man while giving him a hand-job, so that the pleasure is (somewhat) mutual.
I suggested to my boyfriend that he give me a rusty trombone the next time we make love so that my moans will turn him on more and enchance the experience.
by Starman DV February 18, 2009
Hey Nate what happened last night? Oh man, my girl said she was hungery so I gave here some Rusty McNuggets!!
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