therein lies the rub

there is the snag, problem, obstacle
from Hamlet

We could go to the park, but i left my keys in the ice cream factory, therein lies the rub.

by Yoheeenda shanwi June 11, 2006

jimmy rub

slang for a handjob or masturbation

Johhny K. loves getting a jimmy rub from the hot chicks.

by Hi-Five September 22, 2008

hot rub

to take a moist warm towel and jack off someone. then to collect the semen in a bowl and microwave it on high for thirty seconds, quickly taking the bowl to the same person who ejaculated and using the heated liquid a massage ointment.

oh man, i got so excited when she sent me a text and asked me if i wanted to go hot rubbing..turns out her stupidass iphone misspelled it for hot tubbing. damnnn

by newmanation11 December 4, 2010

poo-rub

a poo rub is when a man has half a shit then rubs it all over his then rubs the shitty hand all other his face and chest.

"mmm i could really go for a poo-rub about now, says fred durst"

"poo-rubbing is simply amazing"

by [e-mail] September 26, 2006

vaginal rub

When a women rubs her vagina on a man's penis. This if done right makes both extremely horny with out having sex.

Me and my boyfriend did vaginal rub, it made me so f***ing horny.

by The vaginal cavity May 27, 2017

connecticut dry rub

When a guy wraps his penis in sand paper and puts it in a girls anus and has intercorse.

Wow Billy gave that girl a Connecticut dry rub last night and now she is in a wheelchair

by SketchMcTrip August 19, 2010

kabetcha butt rub

A kebetcha butt rub is when someone rubs their bare butt in your face, usually resulting in pink eye.

'Dude if you're not careful ima pull my pants down and kabetcha butt rub you'

by Peeakk November 12, 2013