2 definitions by suck.my.shit@hotmail.co.uk

poo-rub

a poo rub is when a man has half a shit then rubs it all over his then rubs the shitty hand all other his face and chest.

"mmm i could really go for a poo-rub about now, says fred durst"

"poo-rubbing is simply amazing"

when a man sucks the shit cuming out of another mans rectum, then kisses him with the shit in his mouth

"i just shit sucked old man jenkins in the bathroom!!"

"i'd love to do a shit suck with him"