bailey rebrovski

bailey rebrovski is the god in the religion known as 'baileyism'. his raw strength is unmatchable by any god before him.

dear bailey rebrovski, our lord and saviour...... amen

by orrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr February 28, 2019

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forced car reproduction

Forced car reproduction occurs when two people of opposite genders get into a head on car accident, and because they were not wearing seat belts, fly through the windshield. When they collide in the air, their reproductive organs are inserted into each other. As a result of this, combined with the sexiness of the woman, the man ejaculates, impregnating the woman. 9 months later, the woman gives birth to a newborn baby.

Matthew: Did you hear about Stacy?

Antonio: Yeah, she had a kid because of forced car reproduction.

by BobMcBobbington June 1, 2014

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Retrofucktastic

A social norm or custom that is so outdated or unnecessary its ridiculous and usually creates more problems than it ever solved, but also one that certain factions of society seem to want to hold on to for nostalgic purposes.

Jenny: I wonder why we never saw Laura Bush while idiot was president?
Joe: Because those down home Texas bastards think their women should be seen and not heard.
Jenny: Well that's pretty retrofucktastic.

by Ninetyninebottlesofawesome February 6, 2009

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retrojudging

The act of judging someone based on actions done, or events occurring, in the past. Retrojudging is not cool. Not cool at all.

Guy A: fml I'm gonna fail my chemistry exam...
Judgy little girl B: (in whiny "I told you so" tone) that's cause you skipped all your classes!
Guy A: stop retrojudging me, that's a thing of the past! Not cool.

by whoreverine March 29, 2011

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