Ranked

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raŋked/Submit
verb
1.
To perform the act of masturbation
"He said he was afk, but we all know he went to play ranked"
synonyms: Wank, Choke the chicken, flog the one eyed snake, toss, Stroke-and-go, Rubbing the rod.

"Brb guys, playing ranked"
"i need a new league account, mine got banned"

by ToyCat June 23, 2016

ryankelley

Dumb bitch

Stop being such a ryankelley

by Davidsugarmann8866 April 3, 2017

rankity

Used up, beaten down, slightly repulsive. Cross between rank and janky.

I.e That rv is fuckin rankity bro.

Jennifer's snatch is rankity.

by EdgeTherapy July 4, 2017

rankcism

Generally a gaming term, but can be used anywhere.

The belief that someone's rank or label (commonly in a matchmaking system) is inferior or superior to others' ranks or labels.

For example, if a player has a high rank and encounters another player with a new rank, the first player may demean the other player or call them a noob just for having that low rank.

CS:GO Player 1: I joined a party with a bunch of random Gold Novas and they kicked me just for being a Silver!
CS:GO Player 2: That's rankcism, dude.

by unkown111 July 25, 2017

ranking mojo

Ranking Mojo is a phrase used by SEO Experts to describe search indexing results which a website currently holds.

You want to move your current eCommerce store from WooCommerce to Shopify but you also don't want to jeopardize any ranking mojo your old site enjoyed.

by wwnik13 July 25, 2017

rank chaser

Enlisted Men or women who have sex with military senior enlisted NCO's or higher ranking officers.

Junior Enlisted service members who try to have relationships with higher ranking Soldiers so they get can get promoted quicker.

Hey I just had sex with a Captain in the ARMY! I'm totally getting promoted to Sergeant!

Hey I'm a rank chaser so I can get promoted quicker!

by DirtyDarry April 19, 2018

rankz

Young rapper that raps fast

Ayo have you heard that new rankz song it fast as hell

by Angelitos September 23, 2017