Queefs and skittles

A unique synonym for the saying "shits and giggles"

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I shit in the upper deck of my roommates toilet just for queefs and skittles.
by Naggers69 August 03, 2010
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Queef Oppression

Whenever one does not have a fettuccine-sized slit leading to the release of the nefarious queef during intercourse.
"Girl... I wish I could enjoy myself during the sex, but I suffer from sever queef oppression it sounds like an elephant is in the room"
by zeezer43 June 27, 2021
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Power Queef

When a female bodybuilder does power thrusts she forms a massive protein powered gas pocket in her vagina that, when released, can level 10 city blocks.
That roiding bitch is about to power queef us to kingdom come!
by Muffy Strong April 18, 2013
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orangutan queef

when a very hairy woman farts out of her pussy
dude... I was having sex and Stephanie did an orangutan queef
by yoyungsu123 February 03, 2022
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European Queef

A European Queef is where a female queefs into a male's stretched asshole.
Martha let European Queefed into Mark's asshole last night.
by THE LURRRR!! April 29, 2011
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Queef Sheath

I'd like to scabbard my penis in her queef sheath
by Cerimeadar December 17, 2021
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Shurig queef

The act of queefing in a jar and selling it.
John: Dude i bought a shurig queef!
Devon: dude thats great!
by Devon G January 08, 2017
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