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Put a Quarter in your modem

When an online gamer complains about his or her connection to the game due to bandwidth, puting a quarter in your modem like a parking meter as a joke to improve said connection.
Ah man this lag sucks, "STFU Noob go put a quarter in your modem"
by Chuck Finely December 9, 2013
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no quarter

Coming from a nautical background, I believe this term to be derived in part from the days of the 'men of war', or sailing vessels. I currently don't recall the name of the relatively infamous skipper who used the phrase, but what it refers to is the quarter of a ship -- the port and starboard sides aft, just forward of the transom.

The cannons on these fighting ships were usually placed along the sides, the stern section housing officer quarters. So, to say you will give or show no quarter, is to basically say you will not allow the ass end of your vessel to line up with the guns of your foe. Such condition would leave your vessel most vulnerable.

It is interesting how I used the word quarters to describe the officer berths above. This made me think, as I'm sure the meaning of this term also implies "take no prisoners". This same meaning could easily have come from the days of sail as well.
The Captain exulted, "I WILL SHOW YEE NO QUARTER!", as the salvo of cannon shot bore through his enemy's waterline.
by thirtythreecents November 30, 2006
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quarter life crisis

young adulthood and the dilemmas that come with it
My quarter life crisis has just begun.
by The Return of Light Joker February 28, 2009
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Quarter Black Garrett

A Type of man bun that is worn without the concern for other, therefore it is above reproach. Similar to Gandalf in the Lord of the rings & often hidden by a beanie or other headwear.
That dude is rocking the Quarter Black Garrett Hair style
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the quarterback sack

when you take your balls and try to throw them in your partners mouth. if you make you will get them rubbed. if you miss then you have to get them slapped
the quarterback sack is called what it is beacuse a quarterback is supposed to throw and in this case he is throwing a "sack"
by dumbcrap52 October 4, 2010
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quarterback

The gayest person on the football team who scoots up to the rear end of another male, to reach between his legs, grab his brown ball, and goes into a layout position.
Quarterback male for junior high, high school or professional player of the game of football.
by auntyball March 29, 2010
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quarterback

Jackie wants to get with that quarterback named Matt
by jackie wants me January 1, 2007
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