So Pomo

A response to "No homo." It means "So Pomosexual."

James: "I like it so much that I'd hug you. No homo"
David: "No, it's so pomo. Now give me that juicy hug."

by charto August 13, 2011

Self-aggrandizing 5-headed dawrf promotes sect of church that is explicitly known for fucking little boys in the butt and disparages men who dress like clown women and NOT fucking boys in the butt

It speaks for itself though doesn't it?

Hym "Breaking! Self-aggrandizing 5-headed dawrf promotes sect of church that is explicitly known for fucking little boys in the butt but disparages men who dress like clown women and DON'T fuck little boys in the butt. He has to pretend I don't exist because if we both have cameras pointed at us at the same time, I'm going to bet him that I can fuck his wife better than him, and then he immediately loses the interaction because he knows that I'm right and framing reality in the way that you want it to be perceived for your viewers IS BETTER truth. It's more true than truth. It's YOUR truth. And people like it because it's a VERSION of truth that affirms his narcissistic delusions of superiority. Now, I know what you're thinking 'But Hym! I thought there was no such thing as "versions" of truth! You said there is only THE truth' and you're right! But I just say shit that I don't believe sometimes and have no responsibility to maintain any kind of continuity of thought or belief."

Iam "Ope... It says it's loading but I highly doubt they have a gif for 'Self-aggrandizing 5-headed dawrf promotes sect of church that is explicitly known for fucking little boys in the butt and disparages men who dress like clown women and NOT fucking boys in the butt'... Instead I'll just do a cat. Meow. That'll lighten the mood... There. "

by Hym Iam February 15, 2023

premo

one who tries to be emo, but along with that does not want to be considered
"out" of the "in" crowd. so he/she adds a preppy flair to there emo look.

you are at school you see a dude with an emo hair cut, snake bites...and an American Eagle sweater. and you say WOW he is the biggest "premo" I have ever seen

by Lucky Luke 21 February 25, 2009

Primo

A total Ladies man, also a really awesome friend. People named Primo are always very ood looking.

He's such a Primo.

by YoloSwagPoop March 13, 2015

pomo

Portmanteau of the words "poser" (Brit, Austral & NZ informal a person who likes to be seen in trendy clothes in fashionable places) and "homo" (Used as a disparaging term for a gay man or lesbian.)
The pomo is characterized by the propensity to proclaim oneself as a homosexual for the express purpose of procuring sexual favor from people of the opposite sex. The pomo preys on artistic college females using their trendy, sensitive pomosexual wiles.

Damn it. "Gay Sean" the frigging pomo is tapping Kelly the hot art major's ass once again... FML.

by misterbork June 17, 2009

premo

premo- my last name.not a rich "emo" kid(its such a tired genre,why dont we let it sleep already?)

its like oh my god!i am PREMO!

by i hate trendy people March 24, 2005

primo

a joint with yallo sprinkle on it

dawg i rolled that primo with a fukin 8-ball cuzzin

by D-FOES October 28, 2003