bona fide ass prick

A person that is a complete self absorbed asshole and is concerned only about himself or herself

The in considerate driver was a bona fide ass prick.

by Mike isn't November 23, 2017

prick

1. To poke something with a sharp object

2. A dick (penis)

3. A dick (worthless asswipe)

You can prick your finger, but you can't finger your prick...

Whoever votes down on this is a total prick.

by UltimateDark January 6, 2011

crack prices

Outrageously high prices offered for everyday consumer items

Buyer: I want a bottle of water
Seller: Four dollars.
Buyer: Those crack prices!
Buyer: How 'bout a dollar!

by Robust May 9, 2006

Smug Prick

Someone who is completely self centered, selfish and conceited. A person that will destroy the world to get their way and sell out anyone in the process.

I dont think I have ever seen a person that exemplifies the term "Smug Prick" as much as Donald Trump.

by Save Ferris June 3, 2018

Prickable Dick

The ultimate asshole. Scholars estimate that the word was founded by Sir Isaac Newton shortly after he discovered gravity. It is made from 2 basic words, prickable, and dick. In the 1700’s these words were branded on people’s faces when they did something that would make them to be the ultimate dick. Today it is used to describe someone who is constantly a fat asshole.

"What the f**k! Who keeps leaving the peanut butter open downstairs?"
"Oh that is that prickable dick brian....... what a fat asshole."

by Big rig nig February 18, 2009

pricklepuss

the stage of pubic hairiness in regards to a woman who is in-between a fresh shave and the next shave. 5 o'clock shadow of the vagina, stubbly in it's nature.

"she was hot and shit, but she had maaaaaad pricklepuss. my nose and the lower half of my face have a rash"

by Sprytrash May 15, 2010

cold and prickley higgins

1. The act of making a person feel like shit.
2. The feeling a person gets after they have been shit on.

I volunteered to come into work on my day off, and when I got there my boss yelled at me for being 1 minute late. Now I plan to kill myself, I feel like I got cold and prickley higginsed.

by higgins March 24, 2005