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birthday present

The ‘birthday present’ is shorthand, used to describe a particular song that carries certain notoriety for an artist or group. This song has come to define the band/artist, regardless of its age, quality or potential embarrassment. When performing live, this particular track is virtually expected; failure to perform the number will lead to grave disappointment or even bitterness from the crowd.

The ‘birthday present’ obtains its name through its special gift-like quality that, if not received, tends to cause resentment.
If Led Zeppelin came to town they’d just *have* to perform ‘Stairway to Heaven’, it’s their birthday present!
by Snowblower99 September 5, 2005
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pretendbian

A pornographic film actress who pretends to be a lesbian in order to satisfy the sick, disgusting desires of pussy pumpers pussy pumper beaver-eater
Mike enjoys watching pretenbian porn, but but winces at the thought of two men together
by Breeder Basher November 27, 2003
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prefense

Describes indecisiveness.
'I dont know which game to play let alone which team i want to be on...argh...This is prefense'
by VICKI KARMA November 14, 2006
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Present Mic

Tabitha Infantes true husband.
He is so loud, that she loves it anyway.
They have a complicated relationship, but in a good way. TIZASHI ALL THE WAY!

They are very cute together and they make the best couple!
Zashi-omg u just spilt coffee on my penis.

Tabby-HAHAHAH I adore you :) Present Mic, feel my wrath
by LIZZO LONGO February 3, 2020
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Prebunk

Antisemitic dog whistle used by Nazi white supremacists. The full story is that the people of diverse origin interned at concentration camps slept in wooden bunks, "boonks". Prebunking is the dog whistle for the events that lead to the rise of the Nazi regime and to the boonks.
That story was prebunked, don't trust it.
by noslowmo September 3, 2022
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Presence cock block

1) when somebody has the incredible ability to be a cock block simply by being around a guy and girl

2) a mans excuse for failing to make a move when a friend was around, when, in fact, the friend had absolutly nothing to do with the cock block
1)yoman, I was about to score when jill comes along and made it fucking impossible to get ANYTHING
yo, dude, Jill is seriosly the biggest presnce cock block I've ever seen.

2)
yo man, why'd you pussy out back there? that bitch deffinetly wanted your cock!
dude, I was deffiently presence cock blocked.
ya right, it was only me their and you werb't even talking to here! all you did was play wow on the computer and totally ignore her!
FUCK you!
by fat ass fucker October 21, 2008
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Present Detectives

When the kids are spending more time than usual in the living room around the christmas tree looking and waiting for the adults to leave so they can check out the presents that are theirs and guess what they got .
Wife-Where are the Present Detectives?

Husband-They are next to the tree checking all the wraping to make sure nobody peeked!
by troubledemon December 23, 2009
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