Poot nannie

A NASTY fart

Eww Maeve, you just poot nannied in my face!

by Mongoose lady June 28, 2010

poot

A fart caused not by digestion, but by the forcing of air into the colon by anal sex

A: "It's so embarrassing when I poot while we're having sex, but I can't help it."
B: "What's a poot?"
A: "It's like a queef from your butt."
B: "Isn't that just a fart?"
A: "No it's different."

by Matilda Bbl December 5, 2014

Poot Lovato

Poot Lovato is Demi Lovato's twin sister who has been living in a basement her whole life and made a surprise appearance early October 2015.

Poot Lovato's favorite song is called "Hotline Poot". "Ever since I left the basement you".

by PootLovatoFan December 31, 2015

shoot the poot

when someone loses at beruit and they gotta spread their buttcheeks and the winner gets to shoot their load in ur butthole from like a foot away

i aint gay but i shoot the poot on chris like 3 times every weekend hahaha chris you faggot

by badgersfan1185 July 7, 2007

poot slap

poot:the women's vagina. slap: a hard smack. poot slap:to smack a women's vagina

dude did you see me poot slap that chick?

by zacH Nowicki January 5, 2006

rootie poot

Term used to describe an effeminate fag. Sometimes used with an extra "poot" as in rootie poot poot!

You can tell by the way he walks that he's a rootie poot!

by mojoman March 21, 2005

Poot

1. Exclaimation when you score a point by putting your arm through a "natural circle" in the opponent's body, typically when they are standing with their hands on their hips, and you approach from the rear.
2. The game. It has so far lasted two years. We don't know the score. We have no idea who is playing, and who isn't.

"Poot!"

by Steve Lewis July 29, 2003