pootastic

The state of being incredibly pooish.

Person 1: Dude, Caroline is being so pootastic!
Person 2: Seriously, what's her deal?

by bobert47 October 20, 2008

pooterclam

When you fuck someone doggy style in someone else's kitchen and a guy rips a girls asshole by slipping.

"Ow, you just gave me a pooterclam!"

by junicholie April 16, 2009

pooter tots

Pooter tots occurs when using a pan that was previously used for fish sticks to cook tater tots. Thus making the tater tots... taste and smell like fish or pooter (redneck word I heard once for pussy).

"awwww I just pulled out the tater tots"
"Why 'aww' then?"
"because they turned out to be pooter tots"
(sighs)

OR

"Hey these fishsticks are good man"
"bro... those aren't fishsticks..."
"awww! WTF dude!"
"dont worry man their just pooter tots"

by Loaked March 14, 2009

Pootwad

When you pass gas and it feels like there might be a turd in your pants too.

I might need to change my pants because I just pootwad.

by Billeh6913 August 19, 2009

Pootian

to expel a flatus through the anus; break wind.

I have a friend who does not like the word fart, so she uses the word pootian instead.

by tbood March 9, 2010

pootexter

One who is pretending to be in the bathroom taking a crunch but is actually secretly texting someone.

Jane: Sally, where did your boyfriend go?
Sally: He thinks I don't know but he in the bathroom pootexting his next booty call. He's such a friggin pootexter.
Jane: What an asshole!

by JoJo_Love June 18, 2010

poojean

-a person who poos in their pants.

g: UH! that guy smells like shit!
e: eh, he must be a poojean.

by blabber599 July 14, 2010