Poofer

A poofer is someone who blows smoke up other people's butts, i.e., tells people what they want to hear; a liar; distantly related to a brown-noser and a yes-man

Example 1

Person 1: "I can't believe how fast Jim has been promoted."

Person 2: "I can. The boss loves him because he's total poofer."

Example 2

Person 1: "I'm so impressed with Chris's knowledge of football. He knows every stastitic!"

Person 2: "Oh please. Can't you tell he's a poofer?"

by Heather Riley October 15, 2004

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Poof Poof

A very fluffy, cute and cuddlable cat that is so adorable and lovable and everything-able that you can imagine. He is irresistable. =)

Poof Poof is such a cute kitty!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Libasser March 1, 2009

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poof landing strip

A very nappy, coarse, and thick pubic strip right above the private area of men and/or women. Preferably women. Similar styles include: the hitler, the chewbacca, the slight trim, and the Brazilian wax.

guy: last night, I was gonna get with this 7.3, but when she ripped off her clothes, her giant poof landing strip popped out so I performed a dutch oven on her and told her to leave.

by hankypankydoingthestankylegg January 21, 2010

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poofle sniffer

a person who smells bicycle seats after spin class.

That guy at the gym is a total poofle sniffer, he totally smelled my bicycle seat,look at the face he just made!!

by fastalkerus September 16, 2010

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Poof Ninja

A 'poof ninja' is the most extremely radical creature in all the galaxy. It can poof from one place to another and sneak up behind you. This usually leads to slicing your throat open and screaming poof!

Elissa: Dakota is a poof Ninja!
Vikki: So I've heard!
Dakota: *Poofs* *Slices Vikki's throat open* POOOOOOOOOF!!!!!

by Myoki December 25, 2008

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