Pissed Penis

An irritable person who has a 20ft stick up their arse.

Can’t laugh for the life of them

“God, you are being such a pissed penis. Lighten up!”

by M. H. M July 16, 2023

Pissed Offington

A commonly used name or nickname used for a person who is pissed off.

“Hello again friends, my name is Pissed Offington and i am PISSED OFF!

by The real jesus christ (real) August 18, 2023

e-pissed

bidding on ebay, whilst drunk. More often then not, regretted very much the next day... whilst praying to be outbid before the item ends.

shit man, i was e-pissed last night. i bid on a hand-signed elvis presley record. god, i hope i get outbid, please....!!!!

by Nick1401 December 25, 2007

Pony Pisser

The act or art of bull shitting someone. Lying to someone for your own personal gratification.

Did you hear Jim braggin' about his latest exploits, he's such a Pony Pisser.

by sitlab December 8, 2009

Cool Pissed

a thing scene kids say to show they're capable of using sarcasm. unfortunately, it fails when they use it one hundred times a day. it is also popular for them to use on twitter.

Person 1: Bro I lost your ADTR shirt...
Person 2: Seriously man? Cool pissed.

@ihaveatwittercauseimscene: Forgot I had a test today... #coolpissed

by austin5629816532 June 6, 2011

squat pisser

Military term used in reference to the female gender.

I'll be damned if I ever see a squat pisser earn a Ranger tab!

by DaPrinceADJr May 4, 2015

spit-pisser

A guy who has a compulsive need to spit into the urinal or toilet before or as he is urinating into it.

Guy #1: "Fred really wants to dominate urinals or something, he is always spitting AND pissing into them like they are some German porno actress."

Guy #2: "Nah man, he's just a spit-pisser that's all."

by Dr. Centaur June 3, 2015