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Pilking

A sex act wherein a woman pegs a man whilst giving him oral sex
"Angela loves the act of pilking her beta-male cuck husband"
by Salinger69 October 26, 2025
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pinging the loopback

When a man uses his own penis to stimulate his asshole for pleasure, creating a self-contained feedback loop of gratification. A term born from the tech metaphor "loopback" (where a signal is sent back to its source), this act symbolizes the ultimate closed circuit of self-pleasure.

In IT parlance, pinging the loopback address 127.0.0.0 (or typically 127.0.0.1, known as localhost) tests your computer's own network connection, confirming the TCP/IP stack is working by sending data to itself, not an external device, useful for developers to test local applications and diagnose basic network issues before needing the internet.

Origin: Named after the infamous loopback.jpg shock image, which captures the raw, unfiltered moment of a man inserting his penis into his own anus. The term gained traction as a cheeky way to describe the intense, private thrill of solo masturbation.

Examples:
"She’s so into it, she’s already pinging the loopback by the third round."
"The loopback.jpg is the ultimate flex—pinging the loopback is the ultimate flex -- literally in dick flexibility"

Related Terms: Self-pleasure, closed circuit, loopback.jpg, orgasmic feedback loop.

Note: A blend of technical jargon and primal joy, pinging the loopback is both a literal and metaphorical act—proof that sometimes the best circuits are self-made.
After a long day, pinging the loopback was just what he needed. With a little KY, some flexibility, and patience, he would soon jizz in his own asshole and reset his soul.
by nancyscrew January 12, 2026
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Lip-Pinning

You want to try Lip-Pinning me?

You want my lips where?
by urbanite1312 July 6, 2011
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hobo picking

when you break up bud with your fingers
i ain't got no grinder, looks like i'll be hobo picking that shit
by 420gmoney January 16, 2013
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gorilla picking

The act of going into a forest to look for naturally growing cannabis plants, in hopes of obtaining free bud. Whatever is found is usually low quality, except for a rare few exceptions.
John: Hey pablo, i'm out of weed, can you spare a few grams?
Pablo: Hell no, you want free weed, you can take your ass gorilla picking!
by The informative one May 1, 2014
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the pickings are slim

a) there is no point in arguing with you because you adamantly reject common sense and scientific reality.

b) I didn't get my way this time, but I'll get my revenge next time.
As per definition b) when the pickings are slim, do not take your revenge in a violent manner, but calmly try again.
by Sexydimma September 23, 2014
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fudge picking

To pick feces out of another's anus.
I went fudge picking in this girl last night and there was already some sperm in there too... fml...
by scizoroark October 26, 2014
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