A Nit Pickle is a person who lacks the mental capacity for anything really. They can be academically smart or even genius but they lack severely in Life Skills. The word Nit Pickle means that their common sense brain is about the size of a pickled nit, no bigger, no smaller.
*The A+ Kid drys the dishes in Home economics with a wet tea towel.*
Teacher: You are such a nit pickle.
Teacher: You are such a nit pickle.
by Megliaadonkianclestrousaphobia September 12, 2020
Get the Nit picklemug. 'Purse pickles' (or 'pocket pickles') is a collective term for leftover condiments, side veggies, or other sauces kept on one's person after a meal, in anticipation of the next meal.
Purse pickles are almost always acquired from fast food or fast-casual restaurants, and are almost always used on meals of those types.
Anyone who is frequently in possession of pocket pickles is a 'tartar toter.'
A variant of this term is 'glovebox garnish,' which applies to similar items which are stored in a vehicle.
Any vehicle which frequently contains glovebox garnish is a 'tartar trove.'
Purse pickles are almost always acquired from fast food or fast-casual restaurants, and are almost always used on meals of those types.
Anyone who is frequently in possession of pocket pickles is a 'tartar toter.'
A variant of this term is 'glovebox garnish,' which applies to similar items which are stored in a vehicle.
Any vehicle which frequently contains glovebox garnish is a 'tartar trove.'
Hungry Taco Lover: "God, these tacos are so dry. What kind of purse pickles you got?"
Tartar Toter Friend: "I've got some jalapenos and hot sauce from when we went to Taco Time yesterday."
Hungry Taco Lover: "Awesome!"
Tartar Toter Friend: "I've got some jalapenos and hot sauce from when we went to Taco Time yesterday."
Hungry Taco Lover: "Awesome!"
by The Tyrannosaur April 7, 2014
Get the purse picklesmug. The act of grabbing a pickle and shoving it up a guy or girl’s rectum. Extra points if part of a fist is shoved up there too.
Bully: Hey, Danni. Wanna do some pickle fisting?
Danni, submissively: Ohhhh noooo! The bully’s gonna pickle fist me, whatever will I dooooo?
Danni, submissively: Ohhhh noooo! The bully’s gonna pickle fist me, whatever will I dooooo?
by Sir TurtleBottom IV May 12, 2022
Get the Pickle Fistingmug. Pickle smoker, someone who loves inhaling the smell of a big veiny, hairy cock so much that it becomes an addiction.
Guy 1: Hey, I never knew Lucas was a fag. See him with that tweaker pimp last night?
Guy 2: Oh yeah, he's a born and bred authentic pickle smoker.
Guy 2: Oh yeah, he's a born and bred authentic pickle smoker.
by charlesyeetstein78 October 17, 2019
Get the Pickle Smokermug. Example 1: Aahhhhh pickle princesses are so cute...
Example 2: A girl without her pickle is like an angel without wings.
Example 2: A girl without her pickle is like an angel without wings.
by CuddlesWithBoymoders October 13, 2023
Get the pickle princessmug. by SantaC December 30, 2008
Get the Jizzy Picklemug. An extremely inebriated ginger female that you easily bring home with you and peniley violate every orifice of her freckly, milky white body before serving her some eggs and calling her an Uber.
I had a little pickled ginger last night.
It takes about a 24 pack but after that Patty is pickled ginger and I’ll poke every hole.
It takes about a 24 pack but after that Patty is pickled ginger and I’ll poke every hole.
by Eaton Holgoode January 24, 2018
Get the Pickled Gingermug.