3 definition by Smok710

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A person kissing a penis

Johnathan is a pickle smooch.

by Smok710 February 19, 2019

A word to describe a man or woman with no gainsyet still always wears a muscle shirt.
Alt. Description: a word to describe scrawny arms.

Suns out guns out! Shane coming with the strings!

by Smok710 July 29, 2019

A person who hums a tune while playing the skin flute (masturbating)

Hum strummer Johnathan was a hummin and a strummin the flesh guitar

by Smok710 July 29, 2019