plastic

kim kardashian

boy 1: thats so much plastic
boy 2: dont u mean thats so much kim kardashian lol

by myassisitchy445 October 26, 2019

Plastic Straw

vsco girls biggest nightmare and they will kill all the turtles. If you are friends with a vsco girl never use plastic straws or they will haunt you in your dreams and kill your hydroflasks. Watch out for the plastic straws!

Dan: (hops through a time machine- from 2050 to 2020) hello who are you?
Vsco girl: Save the turtles sksksksksk
Dan: what are turtles?
Vsco girl: wtf???
Dan: hey, do u Want a drink? (Hands her a plastic soda with a plastic straw)
Vsco girl: AHHHHHHH!!!! *faints*

by Elephant27 January 7, 2020

plastic rider

A plastic rider is a person who rides a motorcycle and acts like they are a tough bikie! They are the all talk, know-it-all, been on a bike for 10 mins, whingy riders. They’re the reason the code is dying... They look after themselves, act tough but run away from a fight and have no loyalty to anyone. They also like to stick their nose into other people’s business and they are usually vegans.

“Man, look at that bloke, he reckons he’s tough!”
“Yeah, just another plastic rider.”

by Coondawgs April 21, 2020

plastic dinosaur

something u shove in someone's dick

person 1: hey
person2: hey
person 1: want a plastic dinosaur in ur in dick
person2: why not

by nessie-bitch November 20, 2020

Plasticsexual

u like plastic

harold: yo i like guys
dave: i lke plastic
mat: ur plasticsexual

by dicktywickyuwu December 1, 2020

Plastic fork

An iron tool used to show reflection

Go watch that plastic fork

by Destyn msrie July 4, 2021

Plastic Lasers

Verbal and emotional actions when being gaslighted by someone. Overly dramatic crying,

yelling, or accusatory speech that follows in a gaslighter's dialog to redirect blame. So much so that you question your sanity, your judgments, and your morals beyond belief.

My ex would hit me with the PLASTIC LASERS. She'd go days without calling or texting me and when I'd ask her where she's been, she'd start crying saying 'you're so clingy NOW, but where are you when I need you.' Called me selfish and narcissistic. Never answered MY questions tho. Complete one-eighty on me. ."

by TheDigitalRealist August 27, 2021