ops pet

Someone who does all your work for you at work so that you are "free to strategize."

I am so happy we got an intern. Brian from Marketing has not been a very good ops pet recently.

by goofing off March 20, 2006

stew pet

a compliment meaning that they are good with pets.

That girl is 'stew pet'

by theswaggernaut January 1, 2017

petting the kangaroo

the act of manual stimulation of the genitals; masturbation

I came back from class and to my dismay, I walked into my room to find Scooby petting the kangaroo while watching Crocodile Dundee

by bj447799 October 7, 2009

Teachers Pet

Someone everyone hates or thinks is annoying

Isn’t Emily such a teachers pet?

by octopuasssshbsjajhd May 25, 2018

heavy petting

ummm im not to sure but i think its pretty much anything while the clothes are still on. Like foreplay but more pointless.

tara caught us doing some "heavy petting" WTF.

by emoanthony October 10, 2005

teachers pet

where u ejaculate in the class rabbits water bowl and wait for him to drink it. usually performed by a black person who cant get none

tolu gave smarties a teachers pet and now smarties is dead cos tolu had aids

by James Connor August 13, 2006

Pet Fish

A person who you pretend you're friends with in order to use them for something.

Isa is studying with Stevie, he thinks they're friends but he's really just a pet fish.

by SigmaAlpha April 21, 2013