Pantry Pussy

A term referring to a female sexual partner so obese in body mass that her primary function being served to the male partner is to use the fat rolls in her abdomen as literal shelves for food storage

Me getting back home from a long exhausting day at work: mmmm I can't wait to finish last night's leftovers
Me finding out my house as been robbed upon arrival: yo someone's been all in my shit! They cleared out the fridge and all the fucking cupboards!
Nobody:
Literally not a single soul:
Also me nonchalantly: well I guess it's time to hit up the pantry pussy and have her come thru so I don't go hungry tonight 🤷 ♂️

by Daddy's Patties November 9, 2019

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Pastrami

Pastrami is the meat of the multiverse. Savor it's deific deliciousness.

Guy 1: All hail Pastrami.

by BlaketheBlock March 4, 2021

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Pastry • Pastry chef • Pastry Bag • pastry bagging • Pastry Dick • Pastry Face • pastry fucker • pastry shopping • Pastry Bagged • Pastry Bitches

Pasty Biscuit

The best of the best of the white girls.

“Damn, look at that fine looking pasty biscuit”

by T6ylynn April 11, 2022

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leah patrykus

an actual dumbass.

wow leah patrykus is such a fucking tweak.

by breh_ October 8, 2019

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hot pastrami sandwich

a fucking delicious sandwich that will get you going weak in the knees and your stomach feeling plenty of butterflies. this sandwich is a perfect craft of bread and meat and can be eaten with many topics, but some say it's best plain. to eat this sandwich as a lukewarm or cold sandwich would be a sin. it must be a steaming 22 degrees celsius.

Person 1: "hey did you hear about that new hot pastrami sandwich?"
Person 2: "man that hot pastrami sandwich is too good, don't even mention it to me i'm starving."

by sandwich_maker January 13, 2020

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