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Mario Paint

The best OS ever created.
Person 1:Hey, what OS do you use, Windows or Linux?
Person 2:I use Mario Paint.
Person 1:What the fuck?
by chungusblaster69 November 11, 2022
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Ghetto painting

"painting" a piece of wood furniture or furnishing with a permanent magic marker, usually a sharpie, so that the piece of furniture now "matches" the color of other furniture/furnishings in the room
The wood on that chair didn't match my new entertainment center so I did some ghetto painting with a black sharpie and now they match, sweet.
by el presidente UTH 2004 September 20, 2010
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Paint Licker

Paint licker was used a while back, and it was used like "window licker" it was the same insult to say the person is dumb/mentally handy capped because they would lick lead paint off the walls and lead paint can cause brain damage. So, it is to say someone is so dumb the only explanation is they are a "paint licker"
We don't use lead paint anymore so the insalt has pretty much gone away
Donald Trump is a paint licker.
Get away from me paint licker!
by ndidomin January 9, 2021
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Sandwich painting

Before adding the actual tuna or egg to your sandwich, spreading mayo on a piece of bread using that stupid little pastry brush.
Sandwich painting isn't very useful if you want to eat healthy. Duh that's because mayo is too fat for us humans.
by Sexydimma June 1, 2023
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painted rust

when failing infrastructure that needs to get repaired gets a face lift instead

structural get rusted out and we repaint them even though half the steel went flowing down the river long ago
we have a painted rust problem in the united states no wounder we have so many bridge collapses and sinkholes
by dihydromonoxide December 19, 2011
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Paint Job

When a man sticks his dick in red paint and begins to titty fuck a woman giving her chest a paint job
I gave Wyatt's sister a paint job last night!
by Rex Johnson 007 July 18, 2016
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paint the inside

To ejaculate during sex without a condom.
(Careful, bro, don't paint the inside!")
by Priapism76 June 11, 2014
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