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Pecking Order

What you need to understand before you can start Popo's training
Popo: Alright maggots listen up, Popo's bout to teach you the pecking order... It goes: you, the dirt, the worms inside of the dirt, Popo's stool, Kami, then Popo
by Lord Damon November 16, 2009
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Doris Day Parking

Any parking spot that seems as though it was meant to be, as evidenced by the spot's convenience to one's destination as well as the smoothness with which one can park their car in said spot.

Derived from the sort of parking found by Doris Day in any Doris Day movie.

See also: Rock Star Parking
Because of the sweet Doris Day parking I got in Westwood, I wasn't late for the movie.
by Amanda Louise November 30, 2006
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birdy pecking

When a female goes down on a mans penis but there heart not in it, she sucks for a second then stops , then repeats the process till finally admitting she doesn't like it
Don't ask Lisa for a bj, all she does is birdy pecking, so I made her head stay down there as I masterbated and shot my load in her face as punishment
by mitch00uk April 8, 2015
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Semi-parking

To drive much slower than other motorists.
The old Ford seemed to be Semi-parking in the fast lane.
by I, Wreckerrr October 31, 2016
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Parking Lot Vulture

A person who will circle the parking lot, until a spot near the entrance is open.
Look at all the parking lot vulture waiting for the perfect spot.
by v8explorer November 21, 2010
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Fruit picking sodomite

Homosexual man. Made famous by the legendary DCI Gene Hunt
Steven Warren is a bum bandit. Do you understand? A poof! A fairy! A queer! A queen! Fudge packer! Uphill Gardener! Fruit picking sodomite!
by Jaymeh September 23, 2012
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Parking-lot Illiteracy

The inability of drivers to understand how a parking lot works. These individuals pull down wrong lanes, drive through lanes and parking spaces
Pulling into the WalMart parking-lot some moron nearly ran into me because he was driving the wrong way. Yep. This guy definitely suffers from parking-lot illiteracy.
by MS Libertarian March 2, 2017
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