noun.
1. The act of putting off a well-needed dump because of important reasoning or events
2. The refusal to take a dump when needed
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1. The act of putting off a well-needed dump because of important reasoning or events
2. The refusal to take a dump when needed
See procrastination
Jim really had to take a dump, but he couldn't leave his final exam. Unfortunately, it appears Jim committed poocrastination.
Janet was already late for her wedding so she poocrastinated and ended up soiling herself at the altar.
Janet was already late for her wedding so she poocrastinated and ended up soiling herself at the altar.
by Dark Donut October 13, 2011
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When one puts something off due to a need to get one off.
When one puts something off due to a need to get one off.
Jack: "I really wanted to get my homework done, but Katy Perry was on TV and the procrastibation took over."
Jim: "I really should get those emails sent, but I'm so tired I just want to gently procrastibate myself to sleep."
Jim: "I really should get those emails sent, but I'm so tired I just want to gently procrastibate myself to sleep."
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"Dude, I wanted to get that paper done, but I saw a picture of a topless chick on Youtube and was pulled into procrastibation.
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"Yeah man I really wanted to masturbate but I just couldn't put off my history paper any longer. This procrastibation is killing me."
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In mid Procrastibation, my girlfriend came home and found me avoiding the honey-do list.
In mid Procrastibation, my girlfriend came home and found me avoiding the honey-do list.
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