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Loss Prevention Officer

A Professional, Human Resources, or Politically Correct version of a term used to refer to a security guard or rent-a-cop for a retail or department store.
"I just got hired to be Target's new Loss Prevention Officer!"
"You know that's just a security guard position right?"
"Fuck! I thought it was a real job."
by jiggadigga March 14, 2007
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pretentious

the word of the decade. everyone's using it to insult anything that seems smarter or tries to seem smarter or better.

don't forget to leave a rude comment in the green box below where it says comments with a number beside it.
all the people on urbandictionary are pretentious because they can't insult someone in person. they have to do it from the safety of their computer. pretentious pretentious pretentious pretentious
by Eazy-X May 29, 2008
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presents

The main thing companies tell parents and children to look forward to on Christmas.
Advertisements tell parents to get as much presents as possible in order to have the best Christmas.
by Dubiks February 9, 2019
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pretential

If "potential" is "having or showing the capacity to become or develop into something in the future"; then *Pretential* is the *potential to have potential*.
Example; If you study well, you have POTENTIAL.
If you aren't bothering to study, but you have the right teachers, books, notes, etc.; then you have PRETENTIAL

Person 1: You've got a great teacher, the textbook's got all the information, and you have every other possible tool you could need! You've just got so much potential!
Person 2: I don't have potential, I'm not studying yet!
Person 1: Yes you do...
Person 2: No, I only have *PREtential*

but this word could be used in any context :P
by BeastlyHarlotx3 February 24, 2009
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pretentiously cool slut

a cool girl who everyone loves and is better than everyone else and everyone loves her even though she is kinda slutty
dude1: Dude, she's been with everyone.

dude2: Yeah, but she is wicked nice and hot as bawls.

dude1: She is a pretentiously cool slut, no joke.
by elizabeth ray October 4, 2005
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pretentious hipster

Anyone who feels the need to define 'pretentious hipster' on urban dictionary while using phrases like 'geek chic,' 'argyle superstar,' and 'social icon status.' It helps if the definition is the size of a graduate school essay and denigrates people for having different tastes. This shows maximum pretentiousness. Would you like to get coffee with anyone who wrote any of the definitions of 'pretentious hipster' on urban dictionary? Probably not, because they would probably make fun of your shirt. I know I would.
"oh man... OH MAN! OH MAN OH MAN OH MAN! whoever wrote that definition before me." (a pretentious hipster in the wild)

"It's a self-entitled way to feign social awkwardness" (what the hell does this even mean? )

"A pretentious hipster cleans his asshole out in public, if you know what I mean." (a pretentious hipster making an unnecessary reference to buttholes)
by Sgt. RK June 9, 2017
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do a presentation

Oh, that sucker will surely do a presentation to somebody sitting next to him on his plane back to Vancouver.
by duckduckno December 21, 2018
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