1 definition by Sgt. RK
Anyone who feels the need to define 'pretentious hipster' on urban dictionary while using phrases like 'geek chic,' 'argyle superstar,' and 'social icon status.' It helps if the definition is the size of a graduate school essay and denigrates people for having different tastes. This shows maximum pretentiousness. Would you like to get coffee with anyone who wrote any of the definitions of 'pretentious hipster' on urban dictionary? Probably not, because they would probably make fun of your shirt. I know I would.
"oh man... OH MAN! OH MAN OH MAN OH MAN! whoever wrote that definition before me." (a pretentious hipster in the wild)
"It's a self-entitled way to feign social awkwardness" (what the hell does this even mean? )
"A pretentious hipster cleans his asshole out in public, if you know what I mean." (a pretentious hipster making an unnecessary reference to buttholes)
"It's a self-entitled way to feign social awkwardness" (what the hell does this even mean? )
"A pretentious hipster cleans his asshole out in public, if you know what I mean." (a pretentious hipster making an unnecessary reference to buttholes)
by Sgt. RK June 9, 2017